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Hello
Welcome to T.U.R.B.O! That’s right! Terminal for Useful Records, Banking and Outreach.
WOW! Pretty cool, huh?
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Here at Atlas Hypernet, we believe information is power… and power is profit!
Through this terminal you can access guild registries, the Wildspace Code, system maps, historical information, and maybe, just maybe, your deeply classified criminal record.
So buckle in, space cadet! Whether you’re buying, selling, exploring, or desperately looking up ‘how to remove an alien parasite,’ T.U.R.B.O has got you covered!
And remember… if it’s not on the Hypernet, it probably doesn’t exist… or it’s been scrubbed for security reasons
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So where in the multiverse are you? Great question!
You're in the the Erramentian System, or 'Erra' as the locals call it.
Hopefully you at least know what planets are, because we've got a few of those...
and some aren't even trying to kill you.
All of this is drifting in Wildspace, the swirly, slightly judgmental void between worlds. Out here you'll find adventure, danger, and more guilds than you can shake an abyssal goose at: pirates, corporations, mercenaries, smugglers, and a few that exist solely to argue over who gets to keep the cursed staff of a soon-to-come-back-to-life pile of glowing bones.
And just beyond the Outer Reaches there's the Veilheart, a colossal, ancient mystery. To everyday adventurers, it's just that weird, glowing "do-not-go-there" place that eats memories. Scientists and religious zealots can't agree on what it is, but they're united in agreeing it's not boring.
[P.S. Don't go into the strange mist beyond the Outer Reaches.
That's where the Gods live and they don't like guests. They barely even like each other.]
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A proud product of Atlas Hypernet™, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Criminal Intelligence and Voidspawn Investigation Command (C.I.V.I.C.)
because nothing says ‘public service’ like galaxy-wide corporate espionage! © C.I.V.I.C. All rights reserved. Unauthorized access will be prosecuted, vaporized, or subjected to mandatory ‘re-education seminars.’
I’m Turbo Tabby! Your
purr-fectly helpful guide to the Atlas Hypernet! Sign up today and get your FREE Turbo Tabby T-shirt™—perfect to wear when being ejected out of an airlock.
Pro tip: If it's glowing,
moving, or offering you
a deal in Wildspace…
say no. Or yes. I'm not
your captain.
WELCOME
