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💌 MISSED CONNECTIONS
“TO THE BOUNTY HUNTER WHO SHOT ME”

You were wearing a red visor, dual plasma pistols, and a scowl. I was the one in the jetpack dodging your shots. Call me.

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🐹 MISSING PET 🐹


Small orange hamster wearing homemade spacesuit.

Answers to Commander Biscuit.

Last seen boarding the C.I.V.I.C fastline without a pass.


Reward offered for safe return

to Order of the Space Hamster HQ, Eternity, Twinlight District.

FOR SALE: MYSTERY CRATE 📦


Recovered from The Bilge.

It hums when opened and

rattles when closed.


Contents unknown. Buyer assumes all legal, spiritual, and destructive responsibility.


Pick up from Shooters. Ask for Kondark.

FOR SALE: MYSTERY CRATE 📦


Recovered from The Bilge.

It hums when opened and

rattles when closed.


Contents unknown. Buyer assumes legal, spiritual, and destructive responsibility.

Hi. I'm Toby. This is all I could afford. I'm single. So what's the text limi

FOR SALE: SACRED KOI REPLICA 🐟


Looks extremely convincing from ten feet away. Perfect for:

  • Temples

  • Ponds

Pick up at Wayline, Eternity.

Will not deliver to Ro To Mo.

DO NOT EAT!



-FOR SALE-

Slightly Used Escape Pod

7,500 gold


Only deployed twice! Minor scorch marks, one missing seatbelt, and faint smell of calamari. Will trade for working plasma rifle or three barrels of Luspin mead.


Contact: The Quantum Wrench,

Ion Sphere, Eternity.

Ask for “Captain” Pantsly.

❗C.I.V.I.C PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE❗

EIGHT PERSONS OF INTEREST


Citizens are advised to remain alert for eight suspicious individuals

believed to be traveling together within Eternity.


  • Male Vulpin, wearing advanced or experimental armor

  • Female Halfling, possibly carrying agricultural equipment

  • Male Half-Elf, possibly wearing a feathered hat

  • Male Mapach, may be wearing brown robes

  • Male Tabaxi, with dark fur and shadowy demeaner

  • Female Hadozee, possibly wearing cultural garbs and tools

  • Female Goliath, possibly wearing Couriers uniform

  • Small horned rabbit, with an axe in its head


These individuals are considered unpredictable, and highly dangerous. Do not approach, confront, shelter, transport, or attempt to question them. Maintain a safe distance and report all sightings immediately to the nearest C.I.V.I.C officer or directly to the Hall of Compliance.


To assist with their safe location, approximately one-third of Eternity has been placed under a temporary Restricted Circulation Protocol. Transit interruptions, inspections, and controlled district access should be expected. This measure is precautionary. There is no cause for public alarm.


Compliance keeps Eternity safe.

🌌✨ NEW FROM VALOS INDUSTRIES — THE QUASAR KETTLE™! ✨🌌


Tired of waiting for your caf-brew to boil while your ship drifts into a sun? Introducing the Quasar Kettle™, the only beverage heater powered by a micro-singularity!

Boils water in 0.0003 seconds! (Warning: may also boil nearby objects.)
Self-stirring function using real gravitational lensing!
Dual-use mode: Brew tea or collapse small moons for fun and profit!
Now in 8 stylish hull finishes, including “Pirate Chrome,” “Corporate Beige,” and “Sticky!”

Order now through Atlas Hypernet and receive a free void-insulated mug — guaranteed to keep your drink hot even if your ship is breached! (Offer void in the Outer Reaches. Literally void.)

HELP WANTED:
🦑Tentacle Groomer🦑

Job involves shampooing, detangling, and emotionally supporting a highly anxious space kraken. Previous applicants quit after the “ink incident” (don’t ask). Must provide your own waterproof armor.

🌌✨ NEW FROM VALOS INDUSTRIES — THE QUASAR KETTLE™! ✨🌌


Tired of waiting for your caf-brew to boil while your ship drifts into a sun? Introducing the Quasar Kettle™, the only beverage heater powered by a micro-singularity!

Boils water in 0.0003 seconds! (Warning: may also boil nearby objects.)
Self-stirring function using real gravitational lensing!
Dual-use mode: Brew tea or collapse small moons for fun and profit!
Now in 8 stylish hull finishes, including “Pirate Chrome,” “Corporate Beige,” and “Sticky!”

Order now through Atlas Hypernet and receive a free void-insulated mug — guaranteed to keep your drink hot even if your ship is breached! (Offer void in the Outer Reaches. Literally void.)

>> CLASSIFIEDS <<

>> Contact Wayline for questions and inquiries <<

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